Who knows a Frank?

A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going

by.

%26gt;

%26gt; He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're

just

%26gt;like Frank."

%26gt;

%26gt; Passenger: "Who?"

%26gt;

%26gt; Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right - all

the

%26gt;time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like

that

%26gt;to Frank - every single time."

%26gt;

%26gt; Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."

%26gt;

%26gt; Cabbie: "Not Frank. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won

the

%26gt;Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an

opera

%26gt;baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him

play

%26gt;the piano."

%26gt;

%26gt; Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special"

%26gt;

%26gt; Cabbie: "There's more.......He had a memory like a computer. He

could

%26gt;remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to

%26gt;order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not

like me.

%26gt;I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out."

%26gt;

%26gt; Passenger. "Wow, some guy then."

%26gt;

%26gt; Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid

%26gt;traffic jams, not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them."

%26gt;

%26gt; Passenger. "Mmm, there's not many like him around."

%26gt;

%26gt; Cabbie: "And he knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good

and

%26gt;never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing

was

%26gt;always immaculate, shoes highly polished too - the perfect man!"

%26gt;

%26gt; Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"

%26gt;

%26gt; Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank."

%26gt;

%26gt; Passenger: "Then how do you know so much about him?"

%26gt;

%26gt; Cabbie: "I married his damn widow."

%26gt;

Who knows a Frank?performing show

hahaha ;) But how did he die??

Who knows a Frank?opera score opera theateroh sorry, Thats funny though1!!! :D:D:D Report It


Got bored half way down, too long.................
heard it
LOL
Gotta be the best I've heard for ages.
Thats pretty funny...
heeheehee
****
Very good
i like it. it made me lol, even though it wasnt dirty.
yes i do %26gt;he's always on time to events
lol nice one and tks for the smile
hilarious
Still laughing 5 minutes later
good...and thanks for my 2 points, I'm building them up now for tomorrow's jokes
I like that one.
Haha, Good one. I liked it!
good one
I've heard it too.
heard it..
To be completely frank with you.(if you will excuse the pun),it was a good joke.

Keep them coming!
poor cabbie