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Ok there are these 3 aliens and they came to Earth to learn English. They agree to seperate and meet back at the ship at the end of the day.

The 1st one goes to an opera and learns "me me me me me".

The 2nd one goes to a diner and learns "forks and knives forks and knives".

The third one goes to a candy shop and learns to say "cause he stole my lollipop!"

The meet up at the end of the day and they all go to a baseball game and learn "yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah".

After the game they go back to the spaceship and see that a murder happened while they were gone. A policeman was already there. He approches the aliens and asks "who did this" the 1st aliens says "me me me me me"

"how?"

(2nd alien) "forks and knives forks and knives"

"why?"

(3rd) "cause he stole my lollipop!"

"do you wanna go to jail?"

(All) "yeah yeah yeah yeah"

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Haha, that was pretty good.

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I've told this joke before, but they said, forks, knives, and spoons; me me me me me; and goody-goody gumdrops. Funny!
ive heard that gay joke before
That was pretty funny after all.
ha ha ha!good one!
aww, this is a cute one!!
HA!!
That is so old but still funny