Perfect Timing?

A man walked out into the street and managed to get a

taxi just going by. What luck, he thought, as he slid

into the cab.

"Perfect timing," the cabby said. "You're just like Bill."

"Who?"

"Bill Smith. There's a guy who did everything right,"

the cabby said. "Like my coming along when you needed a

cab. It would have happened like that to Bill every time."

"Nah," the man said to the cabby. "There are always a

few clouds over everybody."

"Not Bill," said the cabby. "He was a terrific athlete.

He could have gone on the pro tour in tennis. He could

golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and

danced like a Broadway star."

"Bill was really something, huh?"

"Oh, yeah," continued the cabby. "Bill had a memory like

a trap. Could remember everybody's birthday. He knew all

about wine, which fork to eat with. He could fix anything.

Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole neighborhood

blacks out."

"No wonder you remember him," the man said.

"Well, I never actually met Bill," said the cabby.

"Then how in the world do you know so much about him?"

"I married his widow," replied the cabby.

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Good shooting Tex ! My eyes are watering ! 10/10.

Perfect Timing?oper opera theater

That was good!
lol, funny
i like it...10/10
ha ha...he sounds a bit like me...another good joke...star...
ha!
hahahahahahahahahaha^_^
Poor guy! He married Bill's wife...now, nothing's ever good enuff.

Bet you she told ex0hubby Bill how Jim, their neigbor, did all the house work, iron, cook and entertain his mother-in-law every weekend!

LOL!
Thanks

another superb joke
Cowboy you're a scream, good to see ya babe.

10/10 an a *

4 U

Tink xxx
lol.
Good joke.
Nice one cowboy, you've got to feel for the poor cabby. 10/10
10/10 +*

Ur always so funny! One of the funniest on here!
YAY! lol hee hee *giggle giggle* SNORT!
LOL....... thanks for a laugh........
lol
haha lmao 10/10
very good